Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Rules SHE lives by

I'm starting a running list.  Feel free to add to this with some of your own rules.  Maybe we can create a handbook or something for those entering The Decade of SHE.  I wish I would have known about a bunch of these earlier in my life...especially #2.  (big shiver)

1. Never smell any equipment located within a gym. Even new equipment smells once it is exposed to the air inside of a gym.  It's a smelly place...accept it.  
2. Resist the urge to smell dirty laundry.  Whether out of curiosity or for clean/dirty determination, just don't.  
3. Always assume your cat/dog's tongue has not recently been in their bum.  
4. Unless you have food allergies, never consider what ingredients go into ethnic foods.  For your personal enjoyment and the enjoyment of others, let's just all be in the dark on that.
5. Always celebrate the little things.  This is my new favorite rule.  An evening of Glee is worth opening up a bottle of bubbly. 

What else???


  1. Love #1. Jill commented today that the yoga mats smell like ass...literally.

  2. If you feel like something is in your nose, there probably is... if you don't find it right away, you're not digging deep enough.

  3. Eliminate all friends who think your husband is a total prick when you bitch about him.

  4. 1 drink per night doesn't make you an alcoholic, it makes you consistent...consistency is good!

  5. "Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night." I don't know who said this but I think we all can agree it seems reasonable!!